Squirrel the Red

Oh, there once was a rodent named Squirrel the Red

Who moved into the attic of our fine homestead

And the varmint chewed right through our soffit return

Our trespassing sign he decided to spurn

He never was quiet this Squirrel the Red

And having had enough now my wife finally said,

“Oh he chews and he runs while we’re trying to sleep

Now I think its high time that we finally call Steve.”

And then there came trapping and patching of holes

As Waldner Wildlife brought peace to our souls

And that pesky ol’ red squirrel bothered us no more

As he was returned to the forest outdoors.

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